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Welcome to a laughter-filled bonus episode of the Saints that Serve podcast, where we're joined by our youngest guest yet, the enigmatic Bigfoot! Known for his oversized feet and even bigger sense of humor, Bigfoot kicks things off with a star joke that's sure to twinkle in your memory. We’ve got gags galore, with clever wordplay from Jarus on Murphy's Law and a healthy dose of humor that spans from immune systems to owls and pirates. Bigfoot's unique comedic timing and sounds add an unexpected twist, leaving us all wondering if we should rebrand this segment to "You Got Jokes Bigfoot."
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You Got Jokes Bonus Content
Speaker 1Hey guys , here's some bonus content from the Saints that Serve podcast . I hope you enjoy it . Bonus . All right , for this time around's bonus content is a special episode Bonus content . We're calling this you Got Jokes . You Got Jokes , Jokes , Jokes , Jokes .
Speaker 2We're going to make you laugh .
Speaker 1And today we have a special guest , a very , very special guest , another record for us , or milestone for us Our youngest guest , our very youngest guest . Yes , and we're not going to say his age or his name or his name . His podcast name is Bigfoot . Hey , bigfoot , how you doing Good . Why do we call you Bigfoot ?
Speaker 3Because I have big feet .
Speaker 2That's right , they are big . I wear size 14 and Bigfoot 14 Wears size 15 .
Speaker 3Yep .
Speaker 2At the ripe old age of you don't need to know that .
Speaker 3You don't need to know that .
Speaker 1But he is my oldest son .
Speaker 3Dead men , tell no tales . He is my oldest son . Dead men , tell no tales .
Speaker 1He's my oldest son and when he was born , the first thing everyone noticed was his massive feet , and he has kept the record from all the babies .
Speaker 3That's why you named me Bigfoot Dad .
Speaker 1Yep , that's right . Okay , so we're going to get into jokes .
Speaker 2So we're just going to go around in circles , yeah , Bigfoot over there said I want to make y'all laugh so I said I dare you to try .
Speaker 1That's right , all right , so Bigfoot's going to go first . Tell us a joke .
Speaker 3How many stars are in the sky ?
Speaker 2How many stars are in the sky ? I don't know you . How many stars are in the sky ? I don't know . You don't know what .
Speaker 1Oh my gosh , Is that the joke , or you don't know ?
Speaker 3I don't know .
Speaker 1Well , good one . I guess you got us with that one All right .
Speaker 3But it's not over yet .
Speaker 2It's not over yet . Well , when it comes back around to you , you get to try again .
Speaker 1All right , now it's Jairus' turn .
Speaker 2Quit laughing right in the leg . Can I have some silence , bigfoot , from my joke , please . Thank you All right , so have you ever heard of Murphy's Law ?
Speaker 3No , I haven't .
Speaker 2It's when anything that could go wrong will go wrong . But have you heard of Cole's Law ? Yeah , it's thinly sliced cabbage .
Speaker 1Oh , are you ready for my joke ? Yep , all right . I seem to get sick on weekdays .
Speaker 3I must have a weekend immune system . Oh my gosh , this is going to make you laugh for the whole day .
Speaker 2That's going to make you laugh for the whole day , yep . That's going to make me laugh for the whole week . He's going to say he says at 8 o'clock at night , I'm going to laugh at your joke for four more hours .
Speaker 3Four more hours ? No , don't you dare .
Speaker 1Alright , Bigfoot , do you got another joke for us ?
Speaker 3No no .
Speaker 1Who's there ?
Speaker 3Who . Who who I don't know . There might be some owls in here .
Speaker 2Hey Bigfoot , Did you know they're saying you sound like an owl ? What Somebody's saying you sound like an owl .
Speaker 3Who ? Oh my gosh , what what .
Speaker 1Oh my gosh , is that your joke ? No , oh , okay .
Speaker 3No , All right .
Speaker 2I'm ready for it . So a woman is at her husband's funeral and a man stands up and says I'm going to say a few words . He gets up in front of everybody and says plethora and goes and sits down . After the funeral the woman goes up to the man and says thank you , that means a lot .
Speaker 3Oh my gosh , so funny , all right , when do pirates get their hooks ? Well .
Speaker 1A second-hand store . All right , you got another joke .
Speaker 3No no .
Speaker 2Who's there ? Who ?
Speaker 3No Jairus .
Speaker 2Jairus who .
Speaker 3Oh , you forgot your name , all right .
Speaker 1You need to tell your iconic joke . It's so long , it doesn't matter . Do it , and then I'll tell a joke and then we'll wrap it up , okay .
Speaker 2So you ready for this Bigfoot ?
Speaker 3Yep .
Speaker 2Okay , so three boys are walking down the street , right , yep , and recently it rained so it's really muddy outside . So they come across a construction site , site , and they see a pile of bricks , and so the three boys start arguing which one's the strongest boy ? So they all decide that if they throw bricks up in the air and it goes into the ground , the furthest in the ground means that they threw that brick up in the air the highest . So the first boy throws the brick up in the air , it comes back down and goes into the ground one foot , yep . Then the second boy takes and rears up , throws it up into the air , it comes back down and goes into the ground five feet . So it went up even higher than the first boy's brick .
Speaker 3Wow , Wow , that's like .
Speaker 2That's not the joke , I'm still going . So then the third boy , who looks like the strongest boy , rears up , throws the brick up in the air , up , up , up , up , up , and the brick doesn't come back down . Do you get the joke ?
Speaker 3Yep .
Speaker 1Do you ?
Speaker 3Yep .
Speaker 1You can say no , you can say no , if you don't get it .
Speaker 3No , no , no , no no , no , no .
Speaker 2Okay , well , I got another joke to tell , okay . So this woman loves two things in the world her mom and her pet bird . So she decides to go travel with her pet bird to go see her mom . But she doesn't have a lot of money . The only airlines she can afford is the no eating candy and no birds allowed airline . That's what the airline is called no birds allowed and no eating candy airlines . So the woman says you know what ? I don't eat any candy and I can just hide the bird on me while I go get on the flight . Yep , so the woman goes , buys her ticket , goes to the airport , hides the bird in her jacket , gets through security , all that . So she's sitting down in her seat and she's waiting on the plane to take off . The plane then takes off and after it gets up in the air , the pilot is walking down the aisle checking on everybody . Autopilot's great these days , you know , autopilot's great .
Speaker 3I don't know a lot of much , but I know a lot of much of the wild .
Speaker 2So the pilot is going down the aisle saying how you doing , is everything all right , checking up on people . But while he's checking up on everybody , he has a lollipop in his mouth . And the lady says well , that's weird , but I'm breaking a rule so I can't say anything . Yep . So the pilot comes over to her and says how you doing ? I'm doing well , and all of a sudden the bird in her jacket goes probably want a cracker and he says what is this ? And pulls the bird out of her jacket and says what is this ? What is this ? You know , this is against the rules . Well , the woman says well , you have a lollipop in your mouth . What is this ? This is against the rules . Well , the woman , being mad , opens up the window and throws the lollipop out the window . So , out of anger , the pilot takes the bird and throws the bird right out the window .
Speaker 2That's very sad so the pilot , being mad about his loss of his lollipop , runs back to the the cabin right and he's sitting in his , in his , in his pilot seat , and he's angry . He's like I can't believe she threw my lollipop out the window . And the woman he's like I can't believe she threw him out of the law . I pop out the window and the woman is still in her seat . I can't believe he threw my bird out the window . And as he's sitting there mumbling and grumbling , grumbling and mumbling , all of a sudden the pilot hears outside his window and he looks to his left and you know what he sees .
Speaker 3The bird , he the bird .
Speaker 2He sees the bird , and do you know what that bird had in his mouth ?
Speaker 3What .
Speaker 2The brick .
Speaker 3The brick , oh my God . So like you kind of so for your jokes , JR , you kind of like use stories .
Speaker 2Yes .
Speaker 1Yes , I tell stories in my jokes . All right , I'm going to tell a joke a little bit , not quite as long , a little bit long , but it'll be the last one . Okay , are you ready , bigfoot .
Speaker 3Ready Bigfoot .
Speaker 1All right . So this boy asks this girl out to prom . Right , and prom is like a big dance that people in high school go to and the girl says yes . So the boy is all excited and he's trying to get ready for prom . So he goes to get a suit . So he goes to the suit store and there's just a long line like out the door , long line at the store . But he gets in line , he waits , he gets the suit . It's good to go for prom . Next he goes to the flower store to get flowers for prom night , gets there , once again it's another insanely long line that he's like oh my gosh , this is going to take all day .
Speaker 1But he really wants to go to prom and look his best . So he gets in line , he waits , finally he's able to order the flowers , get them ready , to go for prom night . He has one thing left to do . It's to rent a limousine to make the prom experience perfect . So he goes to the limousine rental store to rent a limo . And what do you know ? There is another long line to rent limos . So he has to sit there for hours , for hours . But he gets in that line and he waits , and he gets up to the counter and he rents that limo and he is good to go . He feels so good , so relieved . So he gets everything together and here we are , night of the prom . The limo was great , the flowers look great , the suit looks great , he's with his date , they're dancing on the dance floor and she says , hey , could you go and get us some drinks ? And he says , sure thing , no problem . So he walks over to the punch bowl and what , what do you know ? There is no punchline .
Speaker 3Oh .
Speaker 1All right , so there you go .
Speaker 2Wait , wait , wait , hold on , Say the punchline one more time and there is no punchline .
Speaker 1Hey , so there
Bigfoot Joins You Got Jokes
Speaker 1you go . There's our bonus episode .
Speaker 2You got jokes , jokes , jokes jokes hey , bigfoot , yeah , thank you so much for coming on on the show Bigfoot . Oh , I'm welcome in the wild . If you need me another time for a joke and a sound , what sound ? What sound should we do ? There's your sound .
Speaker 1There you go , hey Charlie , hello there . Well , there we go , hello there , hello . I hope you guys liked you Got Jokes , jokes .
Speaker 2We're going to rename this to you Got Jokes Bigfoot . You Got Jokes Bigfoot .
Speaker 1You Got Jokes ? Okay , all right . All right , say goodbye , goodbye . This has been bonus content with the Saints that Serve . Podcast . Tune in every Monday for a new episode Bonus .
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