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Ever wondered why turkey hunting season doesn't line up with Thanksgiving? Or how a musical NFL birthday card could disrupt an entire class? Join us as we tackle these pressing mysteries and celebrate passing our fifth episode milestone with a cacophony of color-coded sound effects and wacky jokes. We revel in the nostalgia of sound clips from the classic Nintendo Wii Sports Golf, leading to some side-splitting banter and a bear prank involving pest control companies that promises to tickle your funny bone.
As we journey through the animated worlds of Samurai Jack and Avatar: The Last Airbender, personal stories of high school mischief and reflections on personal growth and a better life illuminate our conversation. We ponder the iconic humor of ASDF Movie, especially the unforgettable "I like trains" phrase, setting the stage for even more hilarity when Janelle returns. Whether you're a fan of animated series, love a good laugh, or just enjoy a heartwarming, humorous chat, this bonus episode is packed with nostalgic moments, chuckles, and a dash of insightful musings.
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Speaker 1Hey guys , here's some bonus content from the Saints that Serve podcast . I hope you enjoy it . Bonus Welcome to the Saints that Serve podcast . This is some bonus content coming at you . This is our celebration of making it past episode five .
Speaker 2Episode five . So we promised that we were going to celebrate in episode six . We didn't .
Speaker 1We didn't because , we were so honed in on what we were doing . But if you tuned in on Monday , you heard episode six . That's right . And now we're celebrating going into the weekend with episode six Bonus . Yeah .
Speaker 2Six bonus , six bonus . And to do that , john surprised me by playing with sound effects all weekend . Yeah , setting up sound effects . So we're going to play around with some sound effects on the board and just have a little good fun and just hanging out and laughing and just being silly little gooses .
Speaker 1Yeah , seeing if we can create some wacky jokes with some sound effects , that's right .
Speaker 2So guide me , I guess . All right , take it away , DJ Mikey . Okay , what should I press first ? I mean , whatever you want to do , All right . So these are color-coded . I'm going to go with Christmas . I'm going to start with a little bit of red .
Speaker 1Okay .
Speaker 2Quiero to comer , and then a little bit of green . You're welcome , wow . So let's see here . So let's try . It's going to do this other green , then we'll do the green and then the red .
Speaker 1All right , welcome back to the saints that serve podcast with your host fresh jairusus and Resilient Johnny where we bring sweet topics to a sweet world .
Speaker 2Okay , okay , here we go . So I'm trying not to look at what they're labeled .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2So I'm just playing . So this one's pink , so I'm going to go pink and then blue . All right , that's me . You're the flying eagle , I'm the flying eagle .
Speaker 1Yay , I don't really have anything for that , besides just patriotism . You know , here we go , then blue , oh my gosh , you just shot America .
Speaker 2Hold on , wait , wait , wait , wait , wait . Nice shot .
Speaker 3Oh my gosh .
Speaker 2So for those who weren't watching the video version of this podcast there isn't one , by the way , yet .
Speaker 1No , john reached over and he very quickly implanned pressing a lighter blue button , and that one , apparently , is nice shot . Yep , a little bit of blast to the past with the nintendo wii that was golf , right the uh wii sports golf , yeah , yeah but those are next to each other for a very obvious reason .
Speaker 2Nice shot , goodness .
Speaker 1I love it because it's not just one shot , it's just a burst round shot .
Speaker 2You're telling me that he got a hole-in-one on every shot . Yep . Nice Wait , wait wait , nice shot , yep , okay . So let's see here . I shot , yeah , yeah , okay . So let's see here , I've done these . I'm going to do so . We got a yellow and an orange left , so I'm going to do orange , then yellow . Hey , tell me a joke . Um , your face .
Speaker 3Another one .
Speaker 1That was pretty funny , but not really .
Speaker 2Why ? Because I hurt your feelings , yeah , oh . Oh . Well , hold on , we'll suck it up , because a little little daffy duck chuckle oh yeah , maniacal laugh , you got it hold on it's not letting me uh-oh oh , do you not get to move in between for recordings ?
Speaker 1Oh , that's bad , Dude . That's awful , the way it's set up you can only have so we're finding out because we're playing with our soundboard now you can only have eight preset sounds for a recording .
Speaker 2That's dumb . So this is what I'm going to do we're going to pause it , yep , we're going to stop the episode and start it back up . You won't even tell as the listener , but we're going to switch over to the board and then keep going . There we go , and we're just going to keep doing that for this one . Perfect , here we go . So three , two , one Moving on . So I'm going to press this purple button , yep . Okay , this purple button , yep .
Speaker 1Okay , hello Zuko here , hey , zuko hey .
Speaker 2Zuko .
Speaker 1How's it going ? Welcome to the studio .
Speaker 2Hey , buddy , but seriously , I'm going to press this button now . Okay , hello Zuko here . We know , yeah , we know . I said hi , hey Zuko , I'm going to press this button now .
Speaker 1Hello , oh my gosh .
Speaker 2Are you serious , ugh For ?
Speaker 1real Extermination ? No , not Zuko no , zuko no Hello . Oh he's okay , zuko here . Oh , he's still there , thank God , thank goodness . And now coming to you live from the Catastrophe Zone , is reporter Zuko Hello .
Speaker 3Zuko , hello Zuko here .
Speaker 1What are you seeing on the ground ? Zuko Extermination you heard it here live , oh my gosh .
Speaker 2Guys , guys , calm down , he's just out of house . Extermination cleaning Pest control .
Speaker 1Have you seen the videos of the guys that they're pranking pest control companies , they're calling the exterminator and like I think I've got a raccoon . And the guys that they're pranking pest control companies and they're calling the exterminator and like I think I've got a raccoon , and the guys come in and there's a full-on big brown bear the living room . He's like I think I got wait , is it a ?
Speaker 2statue or is that a real bear ? It's a real bear and it's a real bear .
Speaker 1And the guys come in , the pest control guys come in and they're like oh my God . And you're like that's a bear , that's a bear . And he's like oh , so , it's not a raccoon . Yeah , the prankster is just nonchalant about it . He's like well , get it out .
Speaker 2That's so funny . I'll have to find it and post it on the . Oh , that is the funniest thing to me .
Speaker 1Yeah , I love those bait and switch jokes . It's hilarious , dude , because it's just you do not expect a bear I love the extremes .
Speaker 2yeah , have you seen the um ? There's a prank show where this dude uh , you know he's really good at like bait and switch , like like um , illusion magic pranks , where he'll do a switch out on something . He had . One where he , like somebody brought back in their toaster , like , hey , my toaster's not working , so he's sitting there . He's like , oh , here's your problem . And he starts pulling out a piece of toast out of it and he just keeps pulling out toast , and pulling out toast , and pulling out toast and it's piling up into this massive pile . It's like , see , it's all stuck in here . The woman's just sitting there like I didn't know there was . It was all jammed up like that and it's a tiny toaster and it's like this massive , like foot tall pile of toast . Oh my God , it's so funny .
Speaker 1Just a whole loaf of bread .
Speaker 2Yes , that's insane how he's able to like shove it in there , then pull it out when she's not paying attention . Yeah , the other one , and the one that I think is so funny , is , um , this woman um is helping this guy like with um , cataloging stuff that they like art , like artifacts and whatnot , like for something , and they're like , oh , this rock , now we got to do this rock from the moon . And then they bump it and it falls into , like this bucket of water , okay , and when it comes back up it's a uh , now , an alien egg , oh no . And then they pull it up , they pull it out , he's like , oh no , oh no , that's an egg . And then it hatches and there's actually like these spiders in it .
Speaker 2Oh my , and these like weird crab looking spiders come out . And again , the whole time the woman's like just freaking out and he's like kind of guiding along the illusion of it , like , oh no , oh , here it . And then he slams a bucket over the spiders and then lifts it up in his cats and he's like , oh no , what happened ? They're shapeshifters . And then underneath the spiders , under the bucket , was a magazine with cats on it . So now this woman's convinced that these spiders are shapeshifting spiders from outer space .
Speaker 1That's hilarious dude .
Speaker 2Oh man , I guess put it down show notes . It's really funny , that's funny dude okay for this .
Speaker 1Okay , hold on okay . I need you to do in this sequence . I need you to do green okay , orange , okay blue which blue the top blue , okay . Green , orange blue and then yellow okay , all right , great go did I press one of them too soon ?
Speaker 2well , yeah , yeah , you pressed yellow too soon , but it ended up great . It worked out really well .
Nostalgic Conversations and Sound Effects
Speaker 2Oh , my gosh , going back , a foolish samurai warrior , oh my gosh Samurai . Jack Samurai , jack Samurai Jack . Funny enough . Going back to this guy , hello , zuko , here His uncle . The guy who voices Zukuko's uncle in avatar is this guy . We talked about . That , did we ?
Speaker 1yeah , we talked about . Oh , we did didn't we ? That's right because she brought up avatar last airbender , that's right , I did talk about . And then we talked about samurai jack because that was a close second for me , so , uh , good , show .
Speaker 2It's a good show . It is a good show . Yeah , but just a little FYI , we're probably going to repeat ourselves in this show's history . Oh yeah , of course , week to week we will bring things back up . Yes , we will , all right , so just pick Pink or blue Pink and then blue , I don't know , game over , oh think .
Speaker 1and then blue , I don't know , game over . Those are pretty good , so game over , so do , uh , do top blue , then bottom blue , game over , game over . There you go See . There it is . Just if you have the option , pick Samurai and you'll go through the game a lot faster .
Speaker 2Wait wait , wait , wait .
Speaker 1Game over . No , you messed it up . You get it . That was good , but you got to do pink , orange , red Extermination . Oh my gosh , Just throw it in there .
Speaker 2Oh sorry , Do it again .
Speaker 1Just throw it in there and that's how you kill bugs . Extermination Call us now 5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5 . Hello , zuko here , gosh , zuko , calm down . Guy's trying to get a bunch of sound time . I need you to do the dark green .
Speaker 3Okay .
Speaker 1Here we are with Final Challengers . We're going to see who's going , who's gonna go home , who's gonna be on top tonight so I got a funny story , okay .
Speaker 2So in high school , um , one of my uh classmates got like a nfl birthday card that you open up and make sounds , uh , and he was like , by the way , just a little uh background , I was a , I was an idiot in school , I did a lot of stupid stuff , but so I got this guy was like my mom gave me this birthday card , I don't want it , so here you can have it . What ? So , like the , you open it up and it'd be like dun dun dun , dun , dun dun dun . It played the whole song , the whole song . It played the whole song , the whole song . It played the whole song .
Speaker 2So over a span of like maybe three months , I just have that in my backpack and I just open it up . In the middle class it would get on everybody's nerves and by the time I was done with it I'd the card had been ripped up and all this stuff and I just had the little sound thing and so what it was , it was these two middle metal prongs that when you open it up we'll make a connection and play the song . So you just pinch them together . So I just had the little speaker and it just didn't be like in my hand and I dun , dun , dun , dun , bum , bum , bum , bum . That's probably why I got expelled all the time . Oh , that's not funny . No , but you know what is what ? Dun-dun-dun .
Speaker 1Coming in from the second half Going to see if Jairus has got a better story from the past .
Speaker 2I don't , I don't . Oh , I was a slight little delinquent , but you know , oh yeah , I found Jesus . So there you go there . You know , oh yeah , I found Jesus . So there you go , there you go . That's good . Let me rephrase that I've always had Jesus . I started living better . There you go , there it is Amen . Okay , so that was the first one .
Speaker 1So of course , green we're going to go with red For all those people looking forward to turkey season . It's coming up . No , it's a couple of months .
Speaker 2A couple of months it's coming up . It's around the corner .
Speaker 1Turkey . Well , okay , turkey season for Thanksgiving is around the corner , but turkey season for hunting isn't until March .
Speaker 2Why is that ? Well , you would think it'd be , in theory , before Thanksgiving , so you could get your meat for Thanksgiving .
Speaker 1That has to do with the mating and breeding season . Yeah , that's why .
Speaker 2I wish you could press a lot so it'd pile up . But if you press it it stops it . So let's see Hold on . Yeah , it doesn't work , yeah , yeah , Whatever .
Speaker 1What is the oh ?
Speaker 2Wait , I don't know what yellow is Okay cool , we'll save yellow for last , okay , okay , so we're going to do this blue one next , all right , I like trains , dude . Asdf movies . I'm so happy I found that one , though . Oh my gosh , that's fantastic . Have you watched any of the newer ones ? I don't think so . I laugh at all of them . They're just like that kind of my kind of humor no , whenever we have janelle back on .
Speaker 2We got to make sure that we've got this preset set yeah , once , once janelle comes back , hopefully we'll have like something like coming from a computer instead of the board , so we'll have some effects . But Anyways , so anyways , I like trains .
Speaker 1I like singing , I like dancing .
Speaker 3I like trains .
Speaker 1Yeah , that's what happened . How did I get here ?
Speaker 2Desmond the Moon Bear .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 3I like trains .
Speaker 2We're just going to keep on doing that one , that's it . That one , four more times . Uh , do do blue , then red , wait , this blue , yep , and then that red , yep I like trains that was good . Okay , so we're gonna go . All right , I don't have friends . I got family . Oh , my Hold on , hold on . Let's see , hold on .
Speaker 3I don't have friends . I got family . I like trains .
Speaker 1You got to do orange and then dark green as a recruitment video for the NFL . I have family .
Speaker 2I don't the NFL , I have family . I don't have friends , I got family .
Speaker 3Yeah , dude .
Speaker 1That one works .
Speaker 2So we need to figure out the best combinations and put them all side by side . Okay , here we go . I guess this is supposed to be white . Come on , do it now . Do it , do it now .
Speaker 1Yeah , I was trying to find a couple of Arnold quips , but they were lacking . There was no get to the choppa . I think what you have to do is you have to look up the very specific movie . You can't just type in Arnold Schwarzenegger and then all the stuff comes up , at least on the website I was using , dylan .
Speaker 2So here we go . Oh , we need that one next to Zuka .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , that would have been good . All right , so , and then ?
Speaker 2green light green .
Speaker 1I forgot I did that , I thought when I saw it was labeled , I thought it was just like a oh , a single punch yeah , single punch , it says punch one yeah oh , I didn't even see the one , I just saw punch . I was like , oh , I put a little sound in there .
Speaker 2Oh my gosh , like talk about an anime that was went so hard , so hard and then just absolutely fell off after the set . With the second season , yeah , I watched like one episode and it's like there's another anime I'm not going to go too deep into it that me and Ashley are watching right now . Yeah , the first episode went so hard with this animation , yeah , and then , like the other ones , just like went downhill so hard .
Speaker 1It wasn't even a hill , it was a cliff , yeah , Wait , you didn't watch all of season two for one punch . No , oh , I probably should , shouldn't I ? It was pretty good . There's like some weird stuff that was like , oh , that doesn't really hold up to season one , but like the story was good I liked it .
Speaker 2I mean , if we just had season one and that's it . I'm happy because the way it just it ends . It ends in a nice way that you don't really necessarily need any more of the story . Yeah , because of the nature of the show , it's just like I loved , okay , spoilers for One Punch man , but just like the moment that he punches that last final boss , yeah , and he's not dead . Yeah , it was so hype , yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , it's like oh , it's going to take more than one punch yeah , dude the um so for anybody uh watching a one punch man one punch man is season one s tier anime , s tier s tier anime . See what you do there . Yeah , uh , I will that was weird .
Speaker 1Yeah , I will say a little bit of a spoiler . But the main villain who's not really the main villain , but the main villain for season two . What makes season two is that he's trying to create his story arc of him becoming the greatest , and it feels like it's it's , uh , saitama , but the bad guy version , but saitama keeps on showing up and randomly obliterating him . Oh yeah , and like in , the guy just has no idea who he is .
Speaker 1Like it's just , oh , so it's like we see his , he knows he knows that there's someone out there who keeps on beating him up , but he doesn't know who it is .
Speaker 2All right , here it is the grand finale . The last button , the yellow one . Neither I or John knows what this button does , and immediately John's going to be like oh yeah , I remember that now it's going to be anticlimactic , here we go . You don't know jazz .
Speaker 1Dude , I totally forgot that . I put that on there , but that one , yeah , you don't know , jack , we just got to know whenever we're interviewing somebody that we don't know that well , we just got to have this .
Speaker 2Or when they . What we need to do is when we're talking about somebody and it's like , yeah , my , my dad's name is Jack , do you know him ? And it's like you don't know Jack , oh , oh , so anyways . Uh , yeah , that , I guess , was our soundboard celebration Soundboard celebration .
Speaker 1That's what this is . Yep , I feel like it was a um , it was a good little side . Yeah , if we were going to do a side mission , if we were going to do a combo , I think I would do maybe pink , light green okay , yeah pink , light , green , and then I probably do what's white again , I forget what white is . Come on , do it now . Okay , okay , yeah , hold on .
Speaker 2I gotta hold on Pink , light green , white . I think it's better .
Speaker 3Come on , do it now .
Speaker 1Okay , it's glitching , it's messing up on that one yeah . I'm not doing that . Yeah , it's something with the board .
Speaker 2Send us a new board , here we go . That's our end message . Send us a new board , here we go . That's our end message . Send us a new board because it keeps messing up .
Speaker 1It's just that one . It's just that one . That's weird Anyway .
Speaker 2Best one . So did you have fun with the board celebration ? I did .
Speaker 3I don't have friends . I got family that's .
Speaker 1I really like that yeah hello there .
Speaker 2I like trains there we go all right , well , I guess we will see you in the next real episode and not the bonus episode .
Speaker 1And if you're listening to this Friday morning , make sure you message us about what you need prayer for , because we are praying today . That's right , so okay , well , we love you guys . We love you Bye , bye .
Speaker 2You don't know , jack .
Speaker 1This has been bonus content with the saints that serve podcast tune in every monday for a new episode bonus . It's all messing up .
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